Shock Report: Veterans FURIOUS After VA Goes Ultra-Woke

Alfred Eisenstaedt captured the iconic image on August 14, 1945, showing a sailor kissing a dental assistant in Times Square on V-J Day. This photograph has been widely featured in books, museums, and Veterans Affairs offices nationwide. However, the image has sparked controversy within the Dept. of Veterans Affairs, leading to recent orders for its removal. Officials argue that the photo portrays a non-consensual act, which goes against their stance on sexual harassment and assault.

“This action reflects our dedication to creating a respectful and safe workplace and is in keeping with our broader efforts to promote a culture of inclusivity and awareness,” the VA wrote in a memorandum.

The VA has implemented a strict policy against domestic violence, and the photograph is considered a violation of this policy. The decision was reached following a thorough discussion involving the agency’s Assault and Harassment Prevention Office.

“Perspectives on historical events and their representations evolve,” the memorandum read. “Recent discussions have highlighted concerns about the non-consensual nature of the kiss, prompting debates on consent and the appropriateness of celebrating such images in today’s environment, especially within institutions, such as VHA facilities, which are committed to upholding standards of creating a safe and respectful environment.”

Veterans Affairs equated the celebratory kiss to sexual assault, in simpler terms.

“The Department of Justice’s current definition of sexual assault includes any non-consensual sexual act or any act where the victim cannot consent,” the memorandum read.

It was also mentioned that creating a trauma-informed atmosphere is crucial in ensuring the psychological well-being of all staff members.

“Employees have expressed discomfort with the display of this photograph, suggesting that its presence could be construed as a tacit endorsement of the inappropriate behavior it depicts,” the memorandum stated. The memo was distributed to employees in the previous month. However, upon its public disclosure, the Department of Veterans Affairs reversed its decision.

“Let me be clear: This image is not banned from VA facilities – and we will keep it in VA facilities,” Sec. Denis McDonough said in a X message.

It is doubtful that such a picture would provoke any reaction in today’s politically correct America – where one cannot be certain that individuals dressed as dental assistants in high heels and skirts are truly female.

Therefore, “V-J Day in Times Square” will be removed and substituted with a more “appropriate” option. Perhaps a scene of two gender non-conforming lesbians engaging in public display of affection during a drag queen story time.